Userbars!

Here are some userbars that I had made for me!

Boring school... OK maybe not

I am so bored. There's A writing pad.

That was really stupid.

Banned from IDF!

Well, like I didn't see that coming.

I having a throbbing headache all of a sudden. Ouch.

I got the highest mark in all four Commerical Foods blocks on the Food Poisioning booklet. I haven't seen it yet, but I hope it is like really high. I'll ask Mr.Sedman after lunch.

I'm in Hot Foods for today and then next week. I don't like it as much for some odd reason.

I got a Rice Krispy square yesterday, cause I cleaned those huge moving cupboards that we have in school. LOL. IKEA overload.

I tried out the glass floor at the Calgary Tower.



Holy crap, it looks like the darn tower turned into a ski jump. They had the Torino Olympics on downstairs at the base.

Oh yeah, we have T.A. tomorrow. It's a waste of time I think.

A Million Little Pieces...

(Hopefully that works... if not, Oops!)

I bought the book "A Million Little Pieces" at Costco, and I'm starting to read it. It's OK, I just have to remind myself to think of it as non-fiction not a memoir.

Table for Yahoo!

Visit Yahoo! Answers

How scary is that?

I Googled Melissa O'Neil this AM and found this on Lite 96's website!! Holy crap, do I look zonked out. I think my sign wasn't that greatly visible in terms of words.

Gizzogle part 2

SMWT 2006 is less then a day away . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. I had ta sleep in tha PS2 room last night, coz we couldn't unlock tha door ta mah room. *Matt yells "THIS IS WHY WE DON'T LOCK THE DOORS* with the S-N-double-O-P. It was H-to-tha-izzell with the S-N-double-O-P. I had a slush whiznich Shawn spilled fo' sheezy. *bashes heezee on wall* like a tru playa'.

Matt's Dizzle sloganesque thingys fo` SMTW 2006:
Party Up fo` SMWT!!!
Cause otha concerts is So Yesterday.
Fly ta tha SMWT!

I watched some of Herbie . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit: F-U-Double-Lizzy Loaded wit Lindsay Lohan before bed tonight. (Yiznes, Lindsay Lohan but I was decked out in mah Hilary Duff shiznit). For some reason I'm now going "Punchbuggy" in a insane baby voice. *rolls eyes* This is yo brain . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. This is yo brain on Lindsay Lohan... "Thiznat is a fizzetch punch-buggy tizzle you mizzle have traded wit yo parent tizzy you switched bodies wit afta messin' yo twin at gangsta ciznamp. You drama queen". Any hustla Lindsay Lohan movies? Nope n shit. HA HA HA HAH! That's funny.

Oh yay, Belinda's going ta makes a speech spittin' that real shit. Yawn and my money on my mind. DEFECTOR!!! YOU TRAITOR droppin hits! Whizzat, going ta announce yo defection ta tha Conservatizzles? She's S-T-to-tha-izzill hot though hittin that booty. What?!!?!? She is also stinkin' rizzy. Thanks ta tha Liberals of course. There's her single Mom crap ridin' in mah double R. Thanks fo` pimpin' away . Holla!. Oh, spoke too soon . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. She thanked Martin , ya feel me?. Her office is 400 Industrial Parkway South, Aurora with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. OH, YOU DID NOT JUST MENTION HARPER n what? He has yo support on some issues? Triznust me, he doesn't wiznant it fo' sheezy. At tha end of her speech she should peel off tha S-to-tha-izzign on her podium n S-T-to-tha-izzick a Conservative one on it. Blah,blah,blah... why tha hell is you still rapping `bout Stephen? You left crazy up in here. SHUT IT!!! Nobody bloody cares `bout yo priorites.

LOL... Love it!

Blog made from Gizoogle...

I went to Gizzogle...

and I came up with this post.

I love mah new school. I'm on a eMac n tha keyboard is throw'n me off. I am straight trippin' Commerizzle Foods. :-D. Oh, there is tha bell/music.

OMFG!!!! I'm straight trippin' Commerizzle Foods. LOL LOL LOL

4 mins of musing...

I don't have much to really say... I'm just kind of waiting for the bell so I can go to Foods.

Freaking Shania!! byez

Whoosh!!!

This school is seriously a whirlwind. It's fun but crazay!








And that would be my school... :-D. Except the grass is brown right now.

WTH? I don't think I have ever seen grass that green. My class is like at the end of the top floor somewhere, probably blocked by the tree.

New School!

I love my new school. I'm on a eMac and the keyboard is throwing me off.

I am taking Commerical Foods. :-D.

Oh, there is the bell/music.

Stuff, the last NEO update.

Hey, yes I did manage a update!!! Woot!

Okay, so I almost got my butt kicked off of Idol Nation, which would have been sucky cause I like posting there. And then on the other end of the spectrum, I got made a moderator at LTAD. Me. A. Moderator. Yes!

If I didn't write this, I got Tony Hawk's American Wastelnad for X-Mas. I rented it once before because I wanted to see what this whole "No Loading Times" deal was all about. Anyway, I finally beat it. I haven't got all the pieces yet, but the one in Beverly Hills is INSANE!! I can't push X that hard. Robb works for Activision and there was this thread about it, and he put "I love it when you guys talk about my companies games". I forgot he worked there. I had to do a whole big section over again when my PS2 froze. I was so frustrated when I won the AMJam but then the Santa Monica punks stole my shirt and I couldn't get it back. I didn't like that you had to play until East L.A. before you got it back.

So on New Years Eve, the computer had a meltdown (a.k.a Y2K6) and we had to format it/start over.

I for one was actually finding some really good things. Whatever Uncle did to make it harder to get music was gone, so as a result, I found like a whole bunch of Live 8 MP3's I had been looking for. Also, BitTorrent was able to do more then three downloads. I was about to throw all that away though, when it came to my iPod.

I thought that I lost every song I had purchased, but when I went to re-install it, I found the iPod Control folder and got to copy all the songs on the nano back into iTunes. So I only lost whatever wasn't on the nano.

I did however lose some important things like pictures of various things from the internet, pictures of my ride in the smart car, my Melissa video, my Thanksgiving video (but I think I can get those back), me on TV, All of my Idol videos, pictures from that day @ the airport, and all those cracked games. There is more but I don't like that.


It also gave me the new editions of stuff like Skype. It's a improvement.

Alright, so we're not too far away from Still Most Wanted Tour 2006.

See, I'm listening to Music by Madonna from Live 8 London which I couldn't get before.

SMWT 2006 is less then a day away. I had to sleep in the PS2 room last night, because we couldn't unlock the door to my room. *Matt yells "THIS IS WHY WE DON'T LOCK THE DOORS*. It was hell. I had a slush which Shawn spilled. *bashes head on wall*.

Let's DO THIS!!! Hil forever!!! I want to bring a camera. Really, really bad. Did I already mention we might have seen Hilary's bus? I think when we go if we see it, and it turns out to be the same one I will scream!

Matt's Dumb sloganesque thingys for SMTW 2006:
Party Up for SMWT!!!
Cause other concerts are So Yesterday.
Fly to the SMWT!
Why Not come see Hilary in concert?
Hilary is a Supergirl, Live Tonight!

It was great, I'm once again writing down the paper copy so you will eventually see the long version.

girlcanrock actually has videos of it!!! Oh that is so good!

Those slogans are actually pretty good. The So Yesterday one is tops!

I'm going to try and fix the iPod shuffle for Chantal to have as sort of a late B-Day present.

I watched some of Herbie: Fully Loaded with Lindsay Lohan before bed tonight. (Yes, Lindsay Lohan but I was decked out in my Hilary Duff stuff). For some reason I'm now going "Punchbuggy" in a insane baby voice. *rolls eyes* This is your brain. This is your brain on Lindsay Lohan... "That is a fetch punch-buggy that you must have traded with your parent that you switched bodies with after meeting your twin at summer camp. You drama queen". Any other Lindsay Lohan movies? Nope. HA HA HA HAH! That's funny.

After a pretty crappy week, I'm actually feeling happy.

Scratch that, I'm insanely bored. The cottage has gone crazy.

And I'm currently outside freezing my butt off in the name of independence. Woot.

I'm loving the fact that I'm one of the few who gets the privledge of having access to such glorious media provided by the Idol god ZlatkoT. It's cool to be the one who can spread the word about other Idol shows. I can only understand Canadian, American, Australian, Pop, and Idols (South Africa). (Oh, Singapore!). But still, I watched DSDS 3 and SuperStar 3, cause bad is bad and good is good right? Or wait, am watching.

Election Eve: I might get to go to the Conservative/Stephen Harper rally tomorrow night. I'm so surprised about being like phoned and stuff for it because I'm 16 and I mean it would be a bunch of adults right? The guy who I talked to at the campaign office was extremely nice on the phone. He was like "Oh, were the phone calls bugging you" and he was going to make exceptions if I only decided on Monday if I was going or not. I really hope I go. When I heard about the phone calls, I kinda felt proud because they wanted me, a 16 year old, to come to this gathering. Everyone makes a big fuss about that it is so good of me to align myself and be active with this, but I'm like "Whatever, I support him... How is that any differant then the other people who have signs or volunteer"?

But holy crap, enough of that. Yes, I do want to go, and yes I think Stephen Harper is going to be the Prime Minister of Canada, but onward and upward.

Well, it was kind of a boring weekend. I did a bunch of stuff but it was still sort of boring.

I tried to watch the whole Roughnecks V.S. Rush game but, I just got bored. The whole energy wasn't there. Maybe it was cause we were playing the Rush, and they're new, but I mean at the end of the half it was something like 6-2 or 4-4. It was a low scoring game. There was only a few hard hits, and just words being exchanged.


ELECTION 2006: Oh my God!!! We did it! A Conservative minority. At the start of writing we have 121 104 50 31 and 1 (Con, Lib, Bloc, NDP, and Independent which will be the order whenever I talk numbers). Stronach won again. That's wrong. I'm trying to see the numbers for Calgary Southwest. Global stopped doing numbers. LOL, there are some teenagers at the rally. Let's see.. not much to say. Oooh, Jean LaPierre just won. Bleh. The Health Minister did too. Wow, good job Rob Anders pulling out Calgary West.

31,000 some votes compared to Mike Swanson's 5 thousand, with Heffernan not in sight.

This is awesome! B.C votes up 4.1%. But they lost 5? Huh? I guess it is the NDP. 26,000+ for Mel's guy, over the NDPer John Chan's once again 4,000 or so.

Vancouver Centre still hasn't elected someone. And the theft Svend Robinson is in there.

The numbers seem to be stuck at 125,101,50,31,and 1.

I read the platform today, and it made me strengthen mu bonds.

Oh yay, Belinda's going to make a speech. Yawn. DEFECTOR!!! YOU TRAITOR! What, going to announce your defection to the Conservatives? She's still hot though. What?!!?!? She is also stinkin' rich. Thanks to the Liberals of course. There's her single Mom crap. Thanks for cutting away. Oh, spoke too soon. She thanked Martin. Her office is 400 Industrial Parkway South, Aurora. OH, YOU DID NOT JUST MENTION HARPER and what? He has your support on some issues? Trust me, he doesn't want it. At the end of her speech she should peel off the sign on her podium and stick a Conservative one on it. Blah,blah,blah... why the hell are you still talking about Stephen? You left. SHUT IT!!! Nobody bloody cares about your priorites.

Martin was playing cards and everyone is making fun of it. Montreal and Toronto gave us no seats.

Anne McClellan is like about to cry. She almost lost time too. She's not giving up. But she's right, it isn't over. She is close in that votes too.

Uh, did the former PQ guy just say "Crapping the Kyoto"?

Sorry, this is like really hard to compute information in the short time I get it.

I forget how many you need for a majority. Oliva Chow won her riding. She's Layton's wife. That's cool.

Minister of Agriculture defeated by woah! 21 votes. Guess that is a recount. Stephen gets to be PM! That means I meant a PM! Holy crap. I'm going to take a wiild guess and say he isn't going to be at Stampede breakfast this year. Vancouver Centre is still close.

123,104,50,30,1. Yes, it appears I am randomly addinng numbers.

She has a sign person beside her and she took a stab at Make Poverty History.

Former (Hee,hee) Prime Minister Martin might be coming on soon.

Jim got 28,291, 19,522 for Deepak, 23,555 for Art, 30,268 for Diane, 33,419 for Jason, 32,032 for Stephen with 72%, Rob got 17,824. 65% of the popular vote in Calgary was Conservative. Those numbers weren't final.

I'm really tired of typing. LOL. Belinda got 24,024 votes. STOP SHOWING HER! ... Oh damn, I thought she was going to make a unofficial bid for the leadership there. I'm bored.`

Martin's office is 1275 Dollard St. Montreal. Oh boy here we go. Martin's speech.

Gilles Duceppe arrived in his HQ at the same time.

We've almost had all of our polling stations report. 8 more to go. 247/259 for Mel's.

Martin is so freakin' convaluted. 125, 102, 51, 29, and 1.
MARTIN JUST ANNOUNCED HE IS GONE!!! YES! BYE BYE! DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT!
Hmm... Belinda's probably jumping off the walls.

225/229. I won't do more numbers for S.W. until all polling stations. Mr.Martin, LOL.

The final was 41,549 to 6,573 in our riding. Heffernan got 4,628 and the others got 4,686.

Svend is at 1763 Comox St. Vancouver.

NDP is at 132 Queen's Quay E. Toronto.

30,161 was how many Mel's guy is up to now.

Jack Layton is going to speak soon. I'm signing off for now. The numbers sit at Conservative: 124. Liberal: 103. Bloc: 51. NDP: 29. Independent: 1. And.. A C7ONSERVATIVE MINORITY!!

Sorry, it was alot of weird stuff to process in a short time that it was displayed on the screen.

Fiasco Gelato is gone. I don't know what happened. When I went to go get some, we turned the corner and it just wasn't there. I hate that. Bummer.

Alright, I have the newspaper handy from election night so, let's see some finals.

In the riding of Calgary Southwest:
Stephen J. Harper (CON): 41,549
Mike Swanson (Liberal): 6,573
Holly Heffernan (NDP): 4,628 (She had a rough last week, someone in her family died :-( )
Kim Warnke (Green): 4,407
Larry R. Heather (Christian Heritage Party): 579

I have a comment about the last two. I actually just remembered seeing a Green Party sign near our house, but this farce of these stupid parties like the Marxist-Leninist Party, and the Action Party have got to stop. I think the Green Party is fighting so hard and falling flat on their faces every election but then you have people like the Communist Party come in and think they have a chance.

Melissa O'Neil and Rex Goudie are going to be here on their Let It Go tour. (At least they don't have the words "Most" and "Wanted" in the title).

It's hard enough for the Liberals and the NDP to get a seat in Alberta, so why even try when you're the Marijuana Party? Vote Communist... Sending Canada back 100 years.

Anyway, Stephen obviously had a lock on it, Alberta & he is the leader. I like him being our MP but then I don't. Now that he is PM, what is he going to do for Calgary Southwest residents?

The biggest fighter for some reason was... Stephen Harper. Out of everywhere I went the only person who came within some range of Harper was Lee Richardson.

But if I had to pick someone else, other then the incumbent. It depends, from the cottage, I saw lots of Mike Swanson signs, but at home NDP and Green were close but the NDP gets a bonus point for leaving a leaflet in the door, which was stupid cause I had the sign with me. :-).

Ahem, now on to Calgary Centre-North...
Jim Prentice (Conservative): 31,048
John Chan (NDP): 9,298
Matthew Moody (Liberal): 7,628
Mark MacGillivray (Green): 6,573
Michael Falconar (Independant): 383
Doug Dokis (First Peoples National Party): 246
Margaret Peggy Askin (Marxist-Leninist): 196
James S. Kohut (Canadian Action Party): 168

Boy, did the fakey parties go bananas here. I can see the point of being independant but not the others. John Chan from what I saw, fought a hard battle in the riding. But then again, Jim had Mel. :-D.

Okay, I want to give all the campaign offices of all (four) parties a round of applause. I went to my intake meeting at my new school, and I saw... not a single sign. Overnight, they vanished. I did see three today though. But wow! It usually takes forever. If I see a Liberal one around, I'm going to nick it. Or maybe a Holly one for Dad cause he likes her name.

Hardcore weekend of Chinese mall, VMK, lacrosse and catching up on American idol...

Friday was boring cause Chantal left for a sleepover, but I did get to watch the Calgary Roughnecks play the Arizona Sting online. I paid $6 and it wasn't like the Rush game. It was really good. We ended up losing in OT, but I missed the final goal cause the computer disconnected.

I did alot of Virtual Magic Kingdom this weekend, which means I am getting back into VMK.

Hilary Review Part 1 and 2

Here you guys go... This may end up broken up into several pieces.

"Hilary Duff. Three Times A Charm"

I was so excited @ school & then finally, Mom picked me up. We went home for a short while. I played some StepMania & then we hot dogs. Chantal had the car all decorated with "Hilary #1" and "Go Hilary" which was funny. We waited for a bit after supper and then we left.

We listened to "Most Wanted" on the way to the Dome. Me and Chantal did our silly "Beat of My Heart" thing when it came on. Then, I phoned Grandma to wish her a Happy Birthday and then we pretty much were at the Saddledome. We got to the parking lot & from what I co

I can do this later...

Let's see what else I need to clear.

Hilary Review Part 1 and 2

Here you guys go... This may end up broken up into several pieces.

"Hilary Duff. Three Times A Charm"

I was so excited @ school & then finally, Mom picked me up. We went home for a short while. I played some StepMania & then we hot dogs. Chantal had the car all decorated with "Hilary #1" and "Go Hilary" which was funny. We waited for a bit after supper and then we left.

We listened to "Most Wanted" on the way to the Dome. Me and Chantal did our silly "Beat of My Heart" thing when it came on. Then, I phoned Grandma to wish her a Happy Birthday and then we pretty much were at the Saddledome. We got to the parking lot & from what I co

I can do this later...

Let's see what else I need to clear.

Incredibly Zany Story from me!!!

I had to clear the NEO off so here is my ongoing Hilary story...

Matthew: Candyce would never believe this.
Candyce has entered Disneyland.
Candyce: I was looking for unique presents for Mary-Anne's wedding.
Matthew: I don't know if Disneyland is really the right place. Besides, the Anaheim Storm are gone.
Haylie Duff: You could buy them bride and groom mouse ears.
Hilary Duff: Hey, that is a awesome idea. Who is Mary-Anne though?
Matthew: Just someone we know.
Benji: Before I go, I think I saw Joel on Pirates of The Caribbean.
Benji has left the room (Reason: I'm a rock star)
Candyce has left the room (Reason: I'm going to change Matthew's program some more)
Haylie Duff: Now we are almost back to our original group.
Matthew: I wish I knew what Disney we were in because then I would know where the heck Pirates is.
Chantal: Look at the castle idiot, it's Disneyland's (CA).
Hilary Duff: Geek alert.
Melissa: Ha-ha, Matthew is a geek!
Matthew starts crying.
Melissa buys Matthew a Mickey Mouse ice cream sandwich.
Matthew throws it at some random person.
It hits the person in the head.
Amber Mariano: Ouch!
Matthew: OMG! I hit reality TV's princess.
Melissa: I'm the queen right?
Chantal: Sure.
Melissa: Yay!
Matthew: Amber, can I have your e-mail?
Everyone giggles.
Amber: Uh, you just threw a ice cream sandwich at me. Why the heck would you get my e-mail?
Haylie Duff: Because he is like your biggest fan.
Chantal: Hey WAIT!
Everyone freezes and waits for Chantal's big announcement.
Chantal: Me and Matthew already have your e-mail Hilary.
Hilary Duff: Way to bring that up like 10 minutes later.
Matthew's cell phone rings.
Matthew: WTH? I didn't even know I had a cell phone.
Matthew takes it out of his pocket.
Cell Phone: (rings) * So Yesterday*.
Matthew: Must be my ex-girlfriend.
Melissa: Ha-ha.
Chantal: What, are you his ex?
Hilary Duff laughs.
Haylie Duff sees Lilo.
Haylie Duff: Ooooh! Lilo!
Haylie Duff runs to Lilo and bodychecks everyone in line.
Matthew: Hilary, your sister is so violent.
Hilary Duff: Not really, She just likes Lilo.
Chantal: Has any one else noticed that when someone tells us that they have seen Joel, we just disregard it?
Everyone looks away from Chantal.
Melissa: Wow,this bench is really wooden.
Matthew: Is that a FASTPASS machine in the middle of nowhere?
Haylie Duff: I can't believe Amber and Rob are going to the Calgary Women's Show!
Matthew: I'm going to go.
Melissa: But your not a woman.
Matthew: Oh, I'm not? That's so shocking.
Chantal laughs.
Hilary Duff: Wouldn't you get bored? Unless you started getting everyone's e-mail?
Matthew: No, I would just meet them and probably leave.
Chantal: See what I mean?
Melissa: No, not really.
Chantal: We should have rushed over to Pirates when we heard that from Benji but instead, Matt threw a ice-cream sandwich at Amber.
Matthew: Well, I have ADD. What's your excuse?
Melissa: I was busy thinking about Ben Mulroney.
Haylie Duff: Ewww... I was thinking about a nice large fries from McDonalds, now with MONOPOLY pieces.
Matthew:Nvm, I can't use ADD as a excuse. :-( Melissa: If even I crash down & burn out, at least I'm going to know I'm alive.
Chantal: Actually, it's going to know what it's like to feel alive.
Matthew: That's bad when Chantal is correcting you.
Hilary Duff: Matt or Melissa, can you send me this song?
Melissa: Buy the single.
Matthew: They live in America.
Haylie Duff: What ever happened on that phone call?
Matthew: Oh, I feel alive.
Hilary Duff: Quit IT! We are just randomly inserting portions of the song.
Chantal remembers when we did text karaoke.
Matthew: My wrist still hurts >:-(.
Haylie Duff: Oh, and you play DWI?
Melissa looks puzzled.
Matthew: So, are we going on a ride or what?
Chantal: I want to go to California Adventure.
Haylie Duff: That's far away.
Hilary Duff: It's across from Disneyland. Matthew leads the group into Tomorrowland.
Chantal: Hey, its Push, the talking trash can.
Everyone notices Push come toward them.
Push: How are you doing?
Melissa: Well, I'm unknown, and I cried because Hilary yelled at me.
Matthew: I'm getting girls e-mail's, and basically not doing much else.
Chantal: I'm trying to bring the group to our goal, but failing.
Hilary Duff: I can't find my boyfriend.
Haylie Duff: I am spending money on my VISA, and eating a heck of a lot.
Push: Um, wow! You're a troubled group.
Melissa: A trash can is telling us this?
Chantal: Does Push need a hug?
Push: Maybe.
Chantal hugs Push.
Push: Awww!
Melissa: Wish we had a camera.
A camera appears out of nowhere.
Matthew grabs it before Melissa even has a chance to grab it.
Melissa: No fair, I wished for it first.
Haylie Duff: Hey, I paid $3 for a ice-cream sandwich when I could have just wished for it.
Chantal: Yeah, but we wanted to see what would have happened.
Danielle Rousseau appears.
Hilary Duff: Who is she?
Matthew: She's on Lost, A French scientist stranded over 16 years ago when her research vessel ran aground on the island.
Danielle Rousseau vanishes.
Chantal: Was that just a cheap promotion for Lost?
Matthew: No comment.
Haylie Duff: Corporate sellout.
Chantal: HA!
Hilary Duff: We are so sellouts, what the heck was the gum commercial or whatever it was?
Melissa: I don't get endorsements.
Matthew: You could do fajita commercials. :-D.
Chantal: LOL.
Melissa: I get it, I don't say it right.
Haylie Duff: And your grammer is poor.
Hilary Duff: First of all, you spelled grammar wrong, and you're just as bad. Remember our broken English chat?
Matthew: OH BURN!
Haylie Duff: I'm not going to cry.
Melissa: Darn.
Matthew: And thanks for not telling your biggest Calgary fans that you're coming back.
Chantal: WHAT? WHEN!?!?!!?
Haylie Duff: Calm down Chantal.
Hilary Duff: LOL. January 9th.
Matthew: How come the last two have been around her birthday?
Chantal: Cause they want it so Mom can give me tickets as a birthday present.
Matthew looks away.
Melissa: In case we were wondering, I got us a FASTPASS for Buzz Lightyear.
Matthew: Uh-huh.
Hilary Duff: I went over to hilarymedia.net and guess what?
Matthew: Oh, no, please don't.
Haylie Duff: Tell us!
Matthew: No!
Chantal: She's your sister, she is going to tell you eventually.
Matthew: I'm going to squish it before she gets the chance. I started a keeper list for her. I'm the keeper of Hilary Duff.
Melissa: How does Hilary feel about that?
Hilary Duff: Better him then other people.
Matthew: Ya!
Chantal: How do I become a keeper?
Melissa: You go and uh...
Matthew: It's complicated, and involves signing up for a forum.
Chantal: Never mind.
Haylie Duff: La, la, la.
Chantal: She turned into Lalala from We Love Katamari.
Hilary Duff: No, dear God no.
Matthew: What is wrong with Lalala?
Hilary Duff: One Katamari related accident a day is enough.
Melissa: Hey, I found a iPod.
(Matt snatches it from Melissa)
Matthew: Call me crazy, but I think besides me and Chantal, everyone can afford one.
Chantal: You have 2 already though, Can I have this one?
Haylie Duff: Hey, it isn't a shuffle.
Hilary Duff: iPod shuffle is Matt's enemy.
Melissa: Don't download music.
Matthew: Maybe if CDs weren't so much money, I would.
Chantal: Besides, he buys yours and Hilary's.
Matthew: Any of the Idol CDs I will buy instead of download. Plus, I use iTunes anyway.
Haylie Duff: Wasn't I going to have a CD out?
Matthew: Yes. Mel?
Melissa: Ya?
Hilary Duff: God, would it have killed you to asked her @ the same time?
Matthew gives the iPod nano to Chantal.
Chantal: Thank you, Matthew.
Matthew: Is your new CD on iTunes?
Melissa: I'm not sure, I know Alive is.
Haylie Duff: STOP MENTIONING ALIVE!!!
Chantal listens to the iPod while this plays out.
Matthew: Hey, Chantal?
Chantal keeps dancing.
Hilary Duff: LOL... Hey, number 1 fan!
Chantal notices Hilary Duff.
Matthew: Thanx Hil, Is that Mike & Jana from LTAD?
Chantal: How am I supposed to know?
Jana: Matt from Canada?
Matthew: No, sorry. You must have me confused with somebody else.
Mike: LOL... That's Matt for sure.
Jana: Shut up, You didn't even give us a chance to announce you as a "Lucky Dawg".
Chantal: Too bad Matt, now they will only mention you every other podcast.
Matthew: Right.
Jana: Hey Mike, is that Hilary Duff?
Mike: How would I know? I'm too busy pushing Record for you and yaking about NASCAR to pay attention.
Haylie Duff: Round 1 to Mike.
Hilary Duff: Go Jana Go! Girl power!
Melissa shakes her head.
Melissa: Oh yeah, well...
Matthew: Yes?
Hilary Duff: What?
Melissa: I forgot.
Jana: Maybe we could interview Hilary.
Hilary Duff: Right, me to a interview relating to Disney.
Mike: This park sucks, let's go to DCA cause they got my favorite drink.
Jana: I thought you gave that up, Anyway, the Port Orleans has many rooms and is a moderate reso-. HEY!
Everyone falls asleep.
Jana yells at them.
Chantal: Well, that was a good nap.
Jana & Mike leave for DCA.
Matthew: (yelling at them) Well, I don't matter.
Haylie Duff: I think there are sharks in the lagoon.
Melissa: Why the heck would there be sharks?
Matthew: Melissa, Mom says you should send me a free CD for scheduling your session for tomorrow at the same time as Grey Cup.
Melissa: I assume your not coming then?
Chantal: Melissa, your going to make him crushed even more.
Matthew: I'll try and convice Mom to let me go, but probably not.
Hilary Duff: Poor Matt.
Melissa gives Matt a hug.
Matthew: Thanks Melissa.
Melissa: Tell you what, when I do a actual concert, I'll make you my VIP guests.
Chantal: Hilary's never done that for us...
Chantal shoots a look at Hilary Duff.
Hilary Duff: *sings* "Cause you never asked".
Haylie Duff: Good point.
Chantal: Oh yeah. LOL.
Melissa: *sigh* We have got to be the only people who would come to Disneyland and just stand around talking.
Matthew: I've been here before. If it were MGM you wouldn't even see me.
Hilary Duff: Yeah, he would be still deciphering a way to beat Millionaire Play It!
Melissa: I'm exhausted after yesterday.
Chantal: Mentioning it, good idea.
Matthew: (weakly) Go Eskimos, Whoo. Hoo.
Haylie Duff: Didn't have fun I take it?
Matthew: Oh, it was so much fun. I don't know what I was thinking when I wanted to go see Melissa. (sarcasm overload).
Melissa: I feel like really mean now.
Chantal: I highly doubt it is your fault. Besides, he just bought your CD to squish his pain.
Matthew: And then got crushed with emotion when I heard Safe Place To Hide.
Hilary Duff: So, I did What Dreams Are Made Of.
LeAnne Rimes: (far away) I did Remember When for Disneyland. :P.
Melissa: (yelling) Good for you.
Disneyland starts to disappear.
Matthew: Here we go again...
Hilary Duff: Somewhere warm, please somewhere warm.
The group has been transported to Live 8.
Chantal: Oh, fun.
Haylie Duff: Wait! Was there not 10 Live 8 events?
Matthew: Yes.
Melissa: Well, then how do we know which one we are in?
Hilary Duff: Maybe the big sign by the stage will help.
Matthew crosses his fingers for London or Philly.
Hilary Duff: Can you see it?
Matthew: Erm, no.
Haylie Duff: You idiots, we are in Tokyo. Can't you see that we are indoors?
Melissa looks up.
Melissa: Oh, she's right. A roof.
Hilary Duff: Wait!!!!! How does this make sense? Good Charlotte performed after Rize. Call me crazy, but I don't think they can go on without Joel.
Chantal: But we went back to July 2, so maybe he didn't get rolled up yet.
Matthew: It doesn't matter... cause they would have already been on. Look... *points* It's Dreams Come True.
Haylie Duff: Who?
Chantal: They are on a version of Dancing Stage.
Matthew: Do-do-do-doo-do. *sings along* Love, love, love.
Melissa: Does anyone else find it weird that Matt can sing Japanese better then he does English?
Hilary Duff: Why did we get the venue with the crappy line-up?
Haylie Duff: Are we like the only blonde people in the audience?
Chantal: Don't hate us cause we're different.
Live 8 Tokyo vanishes and turns into Live 8 Paris.
Matthew: This is turning into one of Hilary's songs... London, Paris, maybe Tokyo.
Melissa: LOL.
Hilary Duff: Wake up...
Haylie Duff wakes up from falling asleep due to DCT.
Matthew: Crap! The second Live 8 venue where I won't understand anything. Oh, look KYO. Simple Plan but fronted by a fusion of Billy Kilppert and Kurt Nielsen.
Melissa: LOL.
Chantal: Billy Klippert is 10 times better then a French rock group.
Haylie Duff: Billy Klippert. OK.
Hilary Duff: You got to get more Idol-aware. Especially when talking to Matthew.
Matthew: I want this on my iPod.
Melissa: You can't even understand them though.
Chantal: I doubt if Matthew understands any of the stuff he listens to, besides you guys.
French_GURL: Excusez moi.
Haylie Duff: Oui.
Hilary Duff: Fromage, poutine, Montreal.
Matthew: OK.
Chantal: I'm glad we missed Shakira.
Matthew: Shakira was the second last person to go on. KYO was higher up.
Melissa: We'll be gone by then.
Matt sees a Live 8 merchandise stand.
Haylie Duff: Don't you mean a...
Matthew: Yes! But, I can't spell it.
Matthew goes and buys some Live 8 shirts.
Matthew: Oh, I probably should have used the money tonight.
Hilary Duff: How did the bus hunt go? :-P.
Chantal: Wonderful, thanks.
Matthew: Especially when I had snot dripping out of my nose.
Melissa: GROSS!
Haylie Duff: You better not tell them where we are.
Hilary Duff: Duh, we're doing practice.
Chantal: Haylie isn't even there.
Hilary Duff: I'm doing practice then.
Matthew: Hey, is that the Linz family from the Amazing Race?
Linz_Orange: Hey guys!!!
Melissa: Word.
Haylie Duff: Golf. How about... water?
Linz_Orange: Alright then. Hey, aren't you three Canadian? Our female counterpart wants to say something. Go... Okay, Hi... I'm going to say it real quick. Stade Olympique.
Matthew: It's staaaduh.
Chantal: Parlez vous Francais?
Hilary Duff: Enough of the French.
Melissa: How is your curling rink going?
Matthew: LOL. OMG!!! You did not.
Haylie Duff: Can I have a TV?
Everyone ignores her completely random comment.
Linz Family: We're having problems, we can't find a curling broom anywhere.
Chantal: Maybe you could go talk French in Toronto again, and then someone will take pity and give you one.
Hilary Duff: Or you could just use a household broom.
Matthew: Probably not, you get like Cheezies and dust all in it and it's not very good for melting ice.
Linz Family: Our brooms have only orange things in them.
Melissa: You're still doing housework even though you won $1 million? Geez. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?
Haylie Duff: Probably because unlike you and Hilary, they don't have a continuing cash flow.
Linz Family: Would someone tell that to our sister?
Chantal: She deserves it.
Linz Family "Thanks" she said.
Matthew: BRING ON ANDREA BOCELLI!!! But not Celine. I'm good.
Linz Family: We're going to jet. Thanks for the talk.
Melissa: Sure, and send your sis to the spa or something. It helps after climbing inside a burned out Expo 67 EPCOT ball.
Linz Family has left the room (Reason: Our curling meeting starts soon).
Matthew: Expo 67 EPCOT ball. I love it.
Melissa: I wasn't alive during Expo.
Haylie Duff: I doubt any of us were.
Chantal: But isn't it like Epcot like not EPCOT.
Hilary Duff: Try that again, this time in a way I understand.
Matthew: I think she means Epcot should be spelled this way. Epcot. Instead of the old anagram EPCOT.
Chantal: Yeah, what you said.
The group is transported to... IKEA.
Melissa: LOL! Could that have been more random?
Haylie Duff: IKEA is spelled with all capital letters.
Chantal: Epcot isn't though.
Matthew: We've made that clear.
Hilary Duff: I want to go to Smäland and play in the IKEA ball pit.
Melissa: Seriously, how old are you?
Matthew falls asleep on the round bed IKEA has.
Haylie Duff: IKEA peoples are like on some strange medicine because beds aren't made to be round.
Chantal: Could we have been put in a stranger place?
All of a sudden Stephen Harper, President Bush, and Pikachu appear.
Matthew: Two out of three aren't bad.
Pikachu: Pika!
Chantal boots Pikachu from IKEAWRLD (Reason:That gets old quickly).
President Bush: Um, the Swedish have created IKEA to distract us so while we assemble the furniture,al-Qaeda can invade. IKEA is a terrorist cell.
Stephen Harper shuts his mouth because he has a election to win.
Matthew: Good idea. I want you to say nothing, turn around, leave and don't do anything stupid. And break a leg.
Melissa: Someone is overtly Conservative today.
Haylie Duff: I wanna buy Bush some meatballs.
Hilary Duff: Why is it the only time you buy stuff, it's food?
Haylie Duff: Cause I'm not carrying a chair the whole time.
Chantal: Matt, look at Stephen.
Stephen Harper trips over a baby carriage, sending it into the elevator doors, which as it falls knocks over a bin full of stuffed animals, which some lady trips over and falls down the stairs to the warehouse, and causes her to break a shelf of vases.
Matt shakes his head.
President Bush: See, the North Koreans did that too.
Matthew: HOW DID YOU EVER BECOME PRESIDENT???
President Bush gets in the elevator and cries as he goes out of sight.
Chantal: Watch out for the little animals.
Melissa: I think we don't care.
Hilary Duff: *beep beep* Erm, I have a BlackBerry all of a sudden.
Haylie Duff: How come everyone else got techno stuff, I didn't.
Matthew: From what we've seen on this adventure, I doubt you could operate a toaster.
Haylie Duff: I can do that! I give some bread to Hilary's chef, and then a few mins later, he comes back with toast.
Hilary Duff: Haylz, I don't have a chef.
Haylie Duff: Then who was that?
Melissa: I'm sure they were very confused though.
Hilary Duff: According to the BlackBerry, I missed Joel's concert in the real world. Which means, we are the ones who are trapped.
R.Kelly: *sings* In a IKEA. IKEA. IKEA. IKEA.
Matt looks for a window to jump out of.
Chantal: Or a closet to hide in.
Some shadowy figure pulls out a Berretta and shoots R.Kelly.
R.Kelly vanishes like a video game death.
Haylie Duff: I guess that ends "Trapped".
Melissa: Thank goodness. I can't stand that song.
Matthew: Correction, R&B opera.
Hilary Duff: I want to do one.
Matthew: Don't.
Chantal: Hilary, you should have a DVD of each of your concerts so we can enjoy it again and again.
Hilary Duff: So I've heard the legend of every wanting my concerts on DVD or something.
Melissa: That's a really odd sentence.
Matthew: I'm going back to the Saddledome tonight, not for a as fun reason. Flames game.
Haylie Duff: Hockey is fun, I'm sure.
Matthew: Sometimes. I think lacrosse is cooler.
Hilary Duff: La-what?
Chantal: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacrosse
Melissa: Chantal pulls out a Wikipedia link?
Matthew: Isn't that my job?
Haylie Duff: Sure.
Matthew: Our Internet bill is going to be through the roof.
Hilary Duff: Nothing I don't think I can handle.